World 3 - Mouseetundra Dialogue
2-END Rabbit's Recovery
Narrator: After the tragic event of Saila being shot, she was rushed to the hospital.
Narrator: Celomouseeia was fortunately arrested for her crime.
AT THE HOSPITAL
Nurse: Only 2 minutes, no longer than that my princess...or now I should say our queen, she needs to rest.
Clio:Yes indeed, I need to see her *tearing up*.
Clio: I... She..... I nee- *voice crack because of her sobbing* -d to know she's ok.
Nurse: I assure you she is in great hands, she is showing signs of a quick recovery.
Clio: *enters Saila's hospital room*
Saila: *looks weak and exausted* ......Clio?.......wait, CLIO!?
Saila: It's really you! Look, you don't need to worry, I am ok, I will get out s-
Narrator: Suddently Clio rushes quickly to hug Saila while sobbing loudly*
Saila: *closes eyes and smiles while Clio is hugging her*
Clio: I was so worried..... that you would be gone, we met just 3 weeks ago for the first time, but, you are such a good friend, you have changed my life completly.
Clio: I am so sorry * can't control her emotions and cries while talking and has an emotional breakdown*
Clio: It's all my fault, I deserved to die for what I did
Saila: * surprised* What the fuck!? Clio, you did nothing wrong, you just dodged it. How could you be at fault in this situation?
Clio: I feel like I want to die, knowing you are in so much pain because of me.
Saila: It was only natural you would have moved from the freaking bullet, you are not dumb, and anyone would have done what you have done. Besides, you didn't even know I was behind you, how would that be your fault, I don't understand why you blame yourself.
Saila: I mean, I kinda do but again, it's not your fault, it was just my fate.
Clio: I'm just glad you are ok, also the shard, well-
Nurse: Ok that's enough, You are here for 5 minutes, the only reason I left you two more is because the Queen told me that if I don't she would hit me with her umbrella
Sita: * shoves the nurse and hits her with umbrella* YOU BITCH OF A NURSE! Let them talk or else you are gonna babysit my pe- I mean husband.
Sita: Glad you are ok or whatever Alive Bunny Steak.
Saila:....Glad to see you too Sita.
Pablo: Hey! What do I need a babysitter for?
Sita: Emmmmm.....idk, you are just generally dumb so I thought you could use one.
Clio: Ok, ok, leave the Pablo slander for now. Let's leave Saila alone.
Saila: I'm for sure coming to the big party tomorrow Clio :))
Clio: *smiles and giggles, then her and the others close the door and leave Saila alone*.
Saila: .......
Saila: If only they knew my little secret.........no, I cannot tell them, what if, they think I am a beast, who seeks to kill and destroy.
Saila: Am I thinking these things because of my mother? Because she always told me this? Or, can't I really control myself from, causing a kerfuffle of the Moon and S-
Monkasis: EH HALLO!
Saila: *screams* AAAAH!! You scared the living crap out of me, where did you even come from!?
Monkasis: RABBIT STUPID WINDOW OPEN LEFT, OOOH OOH!
Monkasis: MONKASIS FRUIT GIVE YOU! * gives her 4 mangos and a pineapple*
Saila: Oh! Thank you very much * smiles kindly at him*, wait, weren't you starving because you wanted fruits but couldn't find some?
Monkasis: MONKASIS FRUIT FOUND HIMSELF!!
Monkasis: Clio fruit give to Monkasis!
Saila: So, you gave me fruits that you found and Clio fed you some?
Monkasis: Yup!
Saila: Wow, she really is .....Amazing!
The Next Day
Mouseedesert Priest: Today, we have gathered here to crown Princess Clioas queen.
Mouseedesert Priest: We finally got rid of the corrupted Celomouseeia, may the souls who got assassinated by her, being beheaded, killed or tortured for nothing....may all of those poor innocent souls rest in piece.
Mouseedesert Priest: Thankfully, we have a new ruler, the kind and smart, Princess Clio. Do you have a few words to say, your highness?
Clio: I do indeed * walks towards the mic*
Clio: Today, we finally are free from the Torment my mother, that foul beast I cannot call my mom anymore for her actions.
Clio: *starts to cry again because she wishes she had a normal mother* I....*sniff*....*stops crying and her expression becomes angry*.
Clio: * speaks loudly* She is now paying for her evil deeds!! And now, you have me as your ruler!!
Sita: Great! Huggs really needed a new ruler for school, he needs to measure how big his brain...oh wait whoopsie, haha, I forgot, lol!
Huggs:........
Clio:....Did you really need to interrupt me to make that dumb joke?
Sita: Yesss gurly pop, get used to it.
Clio:Oh my god, anyways.
Clio: But I promise all of you, with me, everyone will be loved, there will be no homeless, all of the streets will be repaired, and Mouseedesert will be a better place to live
Sita: Bitch that's what every politician says and then it turns out that they are some lazy ass and a disappointment to it's people and then turns out to be so dumb and corrupted that their parents wished they would have done an abor-
Chrislanda: GRANDDAUGHER, RESPECTFULLY SHUT UP!!
Clio:Please believe me, if I don't keep my promise, you can ban me from the village, heck, you can even kill me, but that won't happen
Clio:Together we will repair what my mother destroyed! SO WHO'S WITH ME!?
Saila:YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!
Everyone else:.......
Chrislanda:..... *starts to clap her hands for Clio*
Saila: *claps as well*
Everyone else: *claps and cheers*
Sita: *claps as well*
Sita: OH NO!! IT DIED!
Saila:WHAT!/ WHO DIED!?
Sita:MY PHONE!
Saila:.........
IN MOUSEEDESERT JAIL
Celomouseeia: Such a disappointment of a daughter.
Celomouseeia: Waaaaugh, I can't be here, sentenced for life by that FUCKING SHIT EATING RAT!!
Celomouseeia: Mark my word, Clio, this isn't over.
Narrator: Suddenly, a loud crash is heard in the prison.
???: Well, Well, Well, Celomouseeia.
Celomouseeia: *worried for her life* AAA, MISTER DARK, HOW ARE YOU??
Ponnowsita: *staying with her head upside down, holding herself with her tail to the pipe in the prison room*
Ponnowsita: *mischievously laughs and then gets down from the celling and rushes to Celomouseeia's cell and puts her hands on the jail bars*
Ponnowsita: *screams like a stabbed animal* YOU ARE NOT ASKING THE QUUuuuueeeEEESTIONS DARLING!
Ponnowsita Hee hee hee hee! * smiles maliciously*
Dark: So let me get this straight, you got put in jail by your own daughter?
Celomouseeia:............
Ponnowsita & Dark: *Burst out of laughter* BAHAHAHAH!!!
Ponnowsita: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUUUUGHHHHHHHHHHHHH, you really had me laughing darling *sticks her tongue out while saliva is falling from it and tilts her head, staring into Celomouseeia's eyes*
Celomouseeia: Please! Get me out of here!! I can't live here!
Ponnowsita:: *mockfully speaks* Awwww the poor baby :((( *licks her bloody arm, drinking the blood, then grabs Celomouseeia's waste with her fleshy arm* You really think after failing like the nincapoop you are that we are gonna let you go?
Ponnowsita:: I can kill u and saivor every nook and cranny of your body, oh and I might do it, I am STRAVING!! *holds Celomouseeia tighter*
Dark: Ponnow:! That's ENOUGH!!
Ponnowsita: *lets go of Celomouseeia and stares ugly at Dark*
Dark: We won't kill you, you being sentenced here for life is enough, to have a slow and painful life.
Celomouseeia: NO! NO! PLEASE!!!!!!!!!!!! I NEED THE MONEY, AND TO BE FREE!!
Ponnowsita: *psychotically laughs, then puts her finger on her tongue that is out* Tah tah darling, * laughs very loud while she and Dark leave Celomouseeia*
Celomouseeia: PLEASE, I WILL DO ANYTHING!!
Ponnowsita: *turns around with a smirk but a bit annoyed* Anything?
Celomouseeia: YES PLEASE!!
Ponnowsita: THEN GO DIE!
BACK AT MOUSEEDESERT
Saila: You did an awesome job there Clio!!
Clio: *blushes* thank you!
Pablo: We need to tell you what we found in the book when we got the Heroic Shard from Celomouseeia!
Sita:"Well done, you have found the 2nd Heroic Shard, the Mouseedesert Shard"
Sita:"You are one step forward in finding one of us, be paitient and stop the evil"
Sita: "The next shard is where there is an endless Tundra"
Saila: That's so freaking obvious.
Sita: Yup, it's
Saila: Mouseetundra!! Sita: North Pole!!
Saila: How could it be in the North Pole? The North Pole is not in Mouserelia, nor does it have Tundra, are you dumb.
Pablo: Saila, how could you say that??
Sita: THANK YOU!
Pablo: Wasn't that clear from the start? her IQ is lower than the IQ of the soil
Kanni: But the soil doesn't have IQ.
Pablo: Exactly
Sita: RAAAAH * launches on Pablo: and beats him up*
Clio: OMG STOP!!
Clio: You too both have a problem!
Sita: *angry*
Huggs: *suffers because his parents are fighting*
Chrislanda: Let's focus on Mouseetundra.
Pablo: No need, we have nothing to discuss, we need to go
Sita: Yes, c'mon everyone!
Clio: I...................... won't becoming.
Saila:WHAT!?
Clio: I have a kingdom to rule, I am very sad that i can't come with you, but i made a promise to my people.
Saila: Oh :(
Clio: Saila, please text me, i love you very much, even if we don't see each other, I'd really want to continue this friendship.
Saila: *sad* ...Yes we will
Clio: If you don't want that's ok, I see you don't really want to.
Saila: NO NO! I WANT TO! But, I am very sad to see you go.
Clio: I bid you all farewell, take this carriage, it will take you to Mouseedesert.
Chrislanda: Farwell, please, Grandnephew, don't stop what you are doing, your aura is divine and you are such a good person.
Kanni: Does that mean no more mister snakey?
Goldwing: Sssssssss.
Carriage driver: All Aboard!
Clio: Farwell Sita, I wish you good luck with your Adventure. May we meet again soon, and don't hesitate to text me if you need something from my kingdom.
Sita: Don't worry, I don't need it lol, I am independent
Pablo: Lie detector committed suicide right now.
3-1 -Welcome to the Freezing Mouseetundra
Narrator: The carriage was heading from Mouseedesert to Mouseetundra. Sita was on her phone, annoyed that the carriage was going so slow,Pablo was eating a pretzel, Huggs & Kanni fell asleep on Saila's lap, who also fell asleep smiling at how cute they are, and Chrislanda was looking at the endless snowy tundra, thinking about something. Whatever she's thinking about is not something nice, seeing by her worried and sad expression.
Sita: Ugh, make those damn horses go faster
Carriage Man: Miss, I cannot do that, the only way is beating them with a whip, and for me personally, violence is not the solution, I beg for your forgiveness.
Sita: *angry and red like a tomato* WHAT!? HOW DARE Y-
Pablo: Leave the freaking horses alone, they don't deserve the same treatment you give me.
Sita:The hell is that supposed to mean?
Chrislanda: Granddaughter, calm down, you are gonna wake up the others! We will arrive when we arrive.
Chrislanda: How much more till we get there, sir?
Carriage Man: About 30 minutes.
Sita:That's so much!!
Narrator: Time pasted, the white, cold snow was falling on them, and everyone started getting colder and colder.
Carriage Man: We have arrived!
Sita: *Gets down* C'mon y'all, allez ALLEZ!!!!
Saila: *wakes up* Oh my god, it's freezing
Sita: Bestie you are the best dressed for this weather.
Huggs: *also wakes up because of Sita's loud voice* Mommy, are we here!?
Pablo:Indeed!
Sita:What are we waiting for!?
Sita: Just wake her up for fuck sake.
Chrislanda: *whispers* Kanni, Darling, we arrived.
Kanni: *still sleeping*
Chrislanda: Sweety, you ne-
Sita: WAKE UP OR ELSE I AM DOING HUGGS X KANNI FANART ON TWITTER!!!!!!
Saila: *annoyed*
Kanni: *yawns* where are we?
Sita: Oh, I don't know, Australia, we are here to abandon you.
Kanni: WHAT!? *cries*
Chrislanda: *shouts* GRANDDAUGHTER!!!
Sita: *giggles*
Saila: Sweety none of will abandon you, Sita just made a *turns her head annoyed and changes her tone from a sweet one to an annoyed one* VERY BAD JOKE!
Sita: Ugh, you just don't have good humor!
Pablo: Let's go! We are just gonna go ahead in this heavy snow.
3-3 Heavy Blizzard
Sita:Brrrrrr, I am FREEZING.
???: Though luck, because a blizzard is coming
Chrislanda: HUH!? WHO IS SPEAKING!?
Narrator: Suddently 3 wolfs appear and barks at the team of 6.
Kanni: WOW!! PUPPY!! * tries to run to the wolfs but is stopped by Saila*
Saila: NO! they are dangerous!
Kanni: Awww, c'mon, first snakies, than puppies!? This is not sigma of you Selia!
Saila: .....My name is Saila, not Seila.
Sazzle: Why are you here, what do you seek?
Chrislanda: We are here on a journey to gather all 24 Heroic Shards and find the 6 Heroes.
Sazzle: Fools, pathetic idiots you are! You truly believe in those childish fairytales.
Huggs: They are not fairy tales! We have already gathered two of them.
Sazzle: Hmmmm, how do you know this isn't all a scam, made up by Dark?
Pablo: What?
Kanni: What is blud yapping about?
Huggs: I have no clue, but she is probably capping.
Sazzle: How do you know that these are not plastic bootlegs that Dark made to trick you with this stupid bedtime story, huh?
Saila: I can tell they are real and magic.
Sazzle: *laughs* How!? By just assuming, you are such a stupid and delusional white rabbit.
Saila: *gets angry, but suddenly her eyes change color. the left one turns blue and the other yellow, then her eyes start to go* I CAN TELL, TRUST ME!!
Sazzle: *gets scared and backs up*
Wolfs: *whine and get behind Sazzle's back*
Sazzle:....f-f-Fine. I believe you, they look real.
Saila:.........good.
Sazzle: Then, this is all real, and the heroes really are captured.
Sazzle: Me and my wolfs will help as long you stay in Mouseetundra.
Chrislanda: OH NO!, IT'S A BLIZZARD, QUICK LET'S GO FIND A PLACE TO HIDE!
3-5 The Talking Tree
Sita:IS THIS BOULDER REALLY THE BEST WE CAN DO!?
Sazzle: Yes, stop complaining.
Saila: *giggles*
Chrislanda: What are you doing darling?
Chrislanda: I sure miss her.
Huggs: Me too
Kanni: Nah she was mid, the snake was so alpha sigma, it had W rizz.
Saila: She is saying that Monkasis and her are very good friends and that he helps her in the Pyramid.
Pablo: That's good to hear
Sazzle: Clio, you mean the Princess of Mouseedesert?
???: Eh ehm, now she is queen, Sazzle
Saila: AAH WHO IS TALKING?
Holly: It's a me, a Holly
Sazzle: Ah, Holly, it's just you, you scared us.
Sita: Wtf? A talking Christmas Tree!?
Holly: Wtf? an annoying bitch with an umbrella? See how it feels?
Sita:......
Pablo: Holly, how do you know this about Clio?
Holly: Well the word is spread very quickly to us trees. Even animals gossip and know the latest news.
Huggs: Wait, so you are Google but a Tree?
Holly: I guess....you could day it like that.....
Chrislanda: Do you know a close place where we can stay and sleep!?
Holly: 10 Euro, NOW....hhihihihi, I'm kidding!!
Jolly: No he's not!
Holly: God dammit Jolly! You ruin anything
Saila: Wait, the star on the top of your head is it's own separate person!?
Jolly: Yup, Yuppie, It's me, Jolly!
Holly: She always wants to be in the spotlight, even thought I am better than her
Jolly: Please, he is just a plain tree
Holly: and you are a star who doesn't even have accessories, and a life.
Pablo: Are they always like these?
Sazzle: Yup! I am so tired of them sometimes.
Saila: GUYS! WE NEED TO KNOW!
Holly: 10 bucks
Sita: I have 4 matches in my purse and I am not afraid to use them!
Holly: OK OK FINE, JEEZ!!
Holly: Pinehoot's Inn is just 10 minutes away from here, head North East.
Chrislanda: Oooh! An Inn!
Pablo: Thank god we have a place to sleep.
Kanni: I am cold.
Saila: We sadly need to wait for this blizzard to go away.
Sita: Hey Blizzard, go away!!
Saila: ....That's not how it works....
Sita: blizzard, Your mom said you are a dissapointment and that you are a waste of space because you are fat and you consume to much air.
???: Eh mah Fak You!
Sita:The Blizzard responded!!
Pablo: A Blizzard is a Natural Disaster. It is not a person
Sita: Then who yelled at me?
Holly: Our neighbor, Blizzard.
Saila: Wait so someone who lives here is named Blizzard, named after the strong snowstrom!?
Sazzle: Yup💀
Saila: 💀
Saila: I'll go talk to them, and tell that why Sita said that.
Chrislanda: Ok but do it quick Sweety.