World 2 - Mouseedesert Dialogue

From Sita's Adventures

World 2 - Mosueedesert

2-1

Narrator: The crew of six entered Mouseedesert. A little afraid of what will happened, but confident, some more than others

Sita: OMG!! IT'S SO HOT HERE!! *she looks angrily at Pablo*

Sita: PABLO!! YOU LAZY HUSBAND! MAKE SOME AIR WITH MY FAN!!

Pablo:*He looks like he is gonna explode because of his anger, he stays silent* NO!!

Sita: *Loud gasp* How dare you not obey me my pet owl!!??

Pablo: I AM NOT YOUR F**KING PET OWL, I AM YOUR HUSBAND, AND IF YOU TO STAY HERE AND ACT LIKE A B**CH AND TO TREAT ME LIKE I AM YOUR TOY THEN F**K OFF!!

Narrator: Everybody else was watching them horrified.

Sita:CONGARTULATIONS YOU LOST YOUR KISSING PRIVILEGE!! YOU DUMBA-

Saila:STOP!!

Narrator: Everyone was silent.

Saila: YOUR RELATIONSHIP IS TOXIC!! SINCE I HAVE JOINED YOU ALL YOU 2 DID IS COMPLAIN AND INSULT EACHOTHER!!

Sita & Pablo: *Both angry and embarrased*

Saila:I know you to love eachother, but both of you need fix your attitude

Saila in her mind: By both I mean Sita.

Saila: This is not a healthy way to comunicate. You need to colaborate. Nobody is someone's pet or ervent, they are your loving husband / wife!

Chrislanda: Exactly, you 2 need to learn a lot from this young woman!

Sita: Ok I am sorry :((

Pablo: Me t-

Sita:THAT YOU'RE SUCH A LOSER!

Saila: Oh my gosh....

Chrislanda: GRANDDAUGHTER!!

Sita: Alright, fine. Let's go now further into the desert.

2-4

Kanni: Mrs Huggs's mother, how much do we need to walk? I am so tired.

Sita: * wheeze of exaustion* I....don't know....aughh!!

Sita: I need........WATATATERREEF AUGHHH..

Narrator: Sita turns around and sees Huggs drinking the last water bottle. It is seen on his face that he starts feeling anxious, knowing what will happen.

Sita: Huggs....WHAT WE'RE YOU THINKING, THAT WATER WAS FOR ME AND FOR ME ONLY YOU DUMB CREATURE.

Narrator: Huggs's can be seen while he is hiding, looking at Sita with his cute eyes, sad looking like he is gonna burst in tears, while Saila can't handle the way Sita is treating him.

Huggs: I...I am sorry, mother.

Sita: I SEE THAT YOU DON'T LEARN FROM YOUR MISTAKES THE NICE WAY!! * prepares umbrella to hit him*

Narrator: Saila puts her hands at her mouth while gasping and closes her eyes in horror. However, Chrislanda moves rapidly in front of Huggs.

Chrislanda: GRANDAUGHETR! WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? I THOUGHT I RAISED YOU BETTER THAN THIS!?

Sita: erm, I was......gonna give him....my umbrella!! yeah....

Kanni: Naur blud is capping, why are you so skibidi, Mrs Huggs's mother !?

Sita: Excuse me, Mrs no mother, but I do not have my stupid kid dictionary!!

Kanni: W.w.w.w.w.

Sita:oh no...... I think I was to harsh.

Kanni:WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!

Chrislanda: Granddaughter, we are gonna have serios problems if you do not behave! How could you say such awful things!?

Sita: HAH, AND WHAT ARE YOU GONNA D

Narrator: Chrislanda pulls out Sita's credit card and smiles.

Sita: NO, MY BABY!! OK FINE, FINE!!

Sita: Let us focus on the goal, like a united family :3

2-4 END

????: Aaaa!! People, please help me tourists!!

Narrator: Everybody looks at a white mouse who is approaching them in a hurry

Sita: COUSIN CLIO!?

Clio: Sita!! Omg I haven't seen you in forever! Please help me!

Sita: with what.....the f-

Narrator: A Giant green-ish snake with a lot of red feathers rises from the sand and starts flying above them, starring at them.

2-5

???: Mortals, I see you are protecting the queen, Clio! Give her to me and the rest of you won't be hurt.

Sita: What!? Wait, why?

???: Queen Celomouseeia ordered me too bring Clio dead or alive.

Chrislanda: You look familiar, are you Quetzalcoatl!?

???:Not really, I am a Quetzalcoatl. But not the god, I am Quetzalcoatilius! A creature created by the great Mouseedesert Royal Science Team, created to catch and eat who I am ordered to and who ever I seek wondering around.

Pablo: We will stop you, foul beast! we won't let you eat her!

Sita: * looks sulky at Pablo* since when are you so interested in my cousin!?

Pablo: I am not, I just want thought you'd want to save your cousin from, idk, death!?

Sita:Ok fine, you! Yeah, Quet *gibberish* or what is your name, you are going down!

Quetzalcoatilius: Hah, I am so strong and can eat you in to seconds!

Sita: And I have a gun.

Chrislanda:Everyone, to battle!!

2-5 END

Quetzalcoatilius: You are stronger than you look, mouse. I have failed the queen *passes out*.

Clio: Omg, thank you so much!

Sita: No problem, cousin! What have ya been up to?

Clio: Running from my evil mother

Saila: What!? * her face expression turns from happy to scared and anxious and freezes, thinking of the past*

Clio: yeah, since apparently some weirdo started a conflict with someone about the 6 heroes and now they need to send enemies looking for her including my mother.

Clio: My mother obligated me to be part of the evil team, but I ran way with Goldwing

Goldwing: SSSSSSSS!!

Sita: That weirdo is me!

Clio: Oh * she feels embarrassed*.

Clio: My mother always has been like this, Most of you know what happened in the past.

Sita, Pablo & Chrislanda: yeah

Chrislanda: I still feel betrayed.

Sita: It is all in the past, she changed.

Saila: Huh, did someone say anything?

Everyone:.........

Saila: I am so sorry, I, I was reminded of a memory and.......what did I miss?

Sita: Her mother is a b**ch who wants to kill her because she doesn't want to join her and Dark.

Saila: Ah ok.

Chrislanda: Granddaughter, may you please not swear so often. It is not nice, please :))?

Sita: Nuh uh.

Sita: Clio, do you have any information about the 6 Heroes?

Clio: I do, but we must go to the Museum in the Mouseedesert Village.

Kanni:Ooooh! Cute snakey! * takes Goldwing and starts playing with him, taking him by the tail and spinning him in the air.

Goldwing: SSSSSSSSSSS :'(

Clio: Yes dear, he is a cute snake, but don't play with other snakes that are not Goldwing, ok?

Kanni:Ok!!

Clio: Can I please have him back a little bit, cute pie?

Kanni:Ok!!

Goldwing: Ssssssssss >:(

Clio: I know, please resist a little longer, she is just a kid, c'mon my gold cutie

Goldwing: Ssssssssss :')

Clio: Good boy.

Saila: My name is Saila by the way, a great friend of Sita's!

Clio: Nice to meet you!

Saila: Likewise, and these little cuties are Kanni and Huggs. Huggs is the kid of Sita & Pablo. And Kanni is the friend of Huggs.

Clio: Hi!

Huggs & Kanni: Hi!

Chrislanda: Let go, shall we everyone?

2-8 END

Sita: AUUGHH!! I AM DYING OF THIRST! CLIO, HOW MUCH DO WE HAVE LEFT!?

Clio: Just a little bit....oh, look!

Narrator: A village is spotted in the distance.

Clio:That's the Village! We have just a little bit more, around 20 minutes.

Sita: 20 MINUTES!? ARE YOU INSANE!? I FEEL LIKE SOMEONE CUT MY FEET!!

Sita: Erm..... ok who is gonna carry me!?

Clio: huh?

Sita: I am royalty and need to be carried and have food and water all the time, you all come before me.

Clio: *gets a bit upset about her attitude* I am royalty too, you see me having this behavior? I am independent, unlike you, who depends on Pablo and your friends to do all the things for you like carry you.

Clio: Now correct me if I am wrong, but I thought a queen is supposed to care for her people, not treat them like slaves and disrespect them.

Narrator: The woman was to stunned to speak.

Kanni: Ate and left no crumbs.

Huggs: Real

Chrislanda: What are they saying?

Sita: Well, I don't care what you say, @whotfasked. Now who is gonna carry me?

Pablo : *sigh* I'll carry you!

Sita: Yay :3.

2-10

Clio: Here we are! This is the gate.

Narrator: Suddenly, the sand that was in front of the gate started to rise and formed into a creature.

The Creature: Wraaaaaaaaaaaaauuuuugh!!

Saila:Aaah!! What is that!?

Clio: That is the Sand Golem! Why is it here!?

Clio: Oh... It's probably my mom's fault.

Sita: Move yo gyatt out of the way you fat pile of sand.

Clio: It will for sure not do that, It wants to kill me, and it probably wants to stop you to get in the Museum.

Chrislanda: Alrighty then, let's rock.

2-10 END

Sand Golem: Hhrrruuuuuuuuaaaaaaaaaaaaaagggghhhhhhh!!!!! *he goes back to be normal sand and falls.

Sita: Yay we destroyed it!!

Kanni: That was scary!

Chrislanda: Kids, you are safe with me and the rest of the adults.

Huggs: I wasn't even scared. I knew you'd get rid of the monster, as well as me of course.

Chrislanda: Yeah you did very well! You showed him who's boss

Sita: * She goes to Chrislanda's and whispers* Nice lying, he didn't do crap.

Chrislanda:I'm seriously not lying, he did amazing.

Saila: Yeah he did a great job, did you think he did bad?

Sita: Yeah💀.

Huggs: * disappointed* I should have known.....

Huggs: You couldn't support your son if you tried to... *he looks at the floor with his head don't sad*

Narrator: For once, Sita got sad and felt guilty.

Sita: I'm sorry..... We should go drink, and eat.

Clio: Perfect, we can drink just a bit of water, then go to the museum and then check out the Oasis next to the town.

2- 11

Clio: Here we are!! Mouseedesert!

Sita: Yeah, yeah, Let's get to the bottom of this already.

Clio: Ok so the museum.....the museum iiiiiiissss....* she point at her left* That way!

Le Random Villager: AAAAAAAAAAAH!! IT'S A SSSSSSSSSSSS INVASION!!!

Sita: Ah great, now we gotta deal with this!

Pablo : Let's finish this quick

2-14 END

Clio: I think those were all of the Ssssssssss.

Sita: Who's the idiot that named them like that!?

Narrator: .............................. :(

Narrator: I think that's a cool name

Sita: You named them, actually, weren't you supposed to write this s**t and then pretend we aren't living in a simulation of your mind?

Narrator: Sita, what did we talk about breaking the 4th wall?

Narrator: And yes I named them.

Sita: Well that name ssssssssssssssssucks!

Narrator: Awww, you are a rude mouse.

Sita: OH YEAH!? WELL I DON'T CA-

*Narrator has left the Mouseedesert Server*

Sita: *extremely angry* UGH!......Hey, isn't that the museum?

Clio: Correct, my dear cousin, let us go in!

Narrator: *Enters the Mouseedesert Server*

Museum Man: Hello, how may I help you madams and sirs?

Clio: We'd like 7 tickets to see the Museum!

Museum: Man Very well miss, that will be 175 Euros.

Sita: 175 EUROS!? WHAT THE FRICK IS THIS, WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE, WHO ARE YOUR PARENTS!?

Museum Man: Ma'am, calm down.

Clio: *pays*

Clio: Thank very much mister, we must go now, have an amazing rest of your day and thank you again for your wonderful service.

Sita: *looks disgusted at Clio for being so polite*

Huggs: Wow! So many interesting things!

Kanni: Is this your home, Chrislanda?

Chrislanda: *chuckles* it might be soon, dearie.

Sita: Aha, so you call her by name but when it comes to me, no, to you I am * says mockfully* Mrs Huggs's mother!

Kanni: Do you prefer the Feelingless Karen?

Sita: Never mind, you can stick to Mrs Huggs's mother.

Saila: I always dreamed of going here when I was little, this the biggest Museum in all of Mouserelia.

Kanni: And what stopped you from doing so?

Saila: My mom, and our budget....

Sita: HAH! LOSER!

Saila: Well unlike you, some families are poor. My family didn't even have enough money to buy food sometimes! It was Miracle that my dad took me to School starting from grade 4 behind my mother's back.

Sita: How is your father, have you heard something from him recently?

Saila: He is good, way happier being without my mom, It was hard when he left me with my mom at 14 for a better life.

Sita: What a teribble excuse of a father.

Saila: Not really, my father was the best! He always cared for m, and played with me, helped me with homework when Hopkins didn't.

Sita: Who is Hopkins?

Saila: *looks at the ground* someone......

Sita: Girlie you need to spill the tea right now.

Saila: Ripsie also helped me a lot. Ripsie was a classmate.

Sita: Gurl, WHO THE ACTUAL F IS HOPKINS!?

Saila:.................

Saila: But I don't blame my father for leaving me and that creature that calls herself my mother.

Chrislanda: Who is your mother, maybe I know her.

Clio: Guys i found it!!

Narrator: Everyone goes to see the thing Clio found.

Huggs: WOW! THAT'S COOL!! I WANT TO HOLD IT!

Pablo : You can't do that son, It is in a protection plexiglass.

Huggs: Aww

Saila: Wow, this slate is really damaged!

Sita: Aaaaa!!

Narrator: Everyone turns around, panicked when they heard Sita like a banshee.

Pablo : Baby! Are you ok? *looks frightened at Sita in the distance*

Sita: The book! It trying to get to the to the slate!

Clio: Huh!?

Narrator: The book gets out of their bag and tries to the slate, but Sita catches it

Chrislanda: OMG!

Kanni: This is fun!

Sita: *grunts then huffs and puffs* I......CAN'T......HOLD IT.........ANYMORE!

Pablo : Same I want to go to the toilet

Sita: NOT LIKE THAT, IDIOT!

Saila: Oh no, BRACE FOR IMPACT!!

Narrator: Everybody puts their arms over their head and the book goes to the slate and breaks the plexiglass. The slate then got attached to the back of the book and a new page appeared.

Sita: Omg! A new page!?

Pablo : What are you waiting for? Read it!

Sita: "This a slate that I made for everyone to remember the 6 heroes."

Sita: "Drew them un finished, without connecting the lines because I am in a big hurry. But besides that, it looks awesome, If you are reading this then you found it with the book, congratulations".

Sita: "Keep my slate safe, not a single scratch, you hear me?"

Sita: "Ok good, Who ever you are, please find them."

Sita: "I must tell you something, you see the mural, it pos".

Sita: It pos? It pos!? WHAT DOES THAT MEAN!?

Saila: Very Interesting, it seems like something happened, probably someone attacked the writer physically and probably killed them.

Sita: And how do you know that, smart pants!?

Saila: Well, if you have eyes you can see that there are a lot of blood stains and after the word pos there is a scratch and an ink stain as well.

Clio: It seems like something attacked them and they broke their pen trying to attack, because of reflexes, and maybe it was too late for the victim.

Sita: Oooorr, they pen broke and got so mad that they yelled so hard and starting throwing stuff, including a cup of tea that are actually the "blood stains".

Pablo:....................really Sita, really?

Chrislanda: I am so thirsty guys, let's just go.

Clio: Oh right the Oasis, let's go.

2-15

Sita: YES! YES! FRESH WATER!! FRUITS!! I AM IN HEAVEN!!!

Narrator: Sita jumps straight into the water of the oasis.

Sita: Servants!! Oh wait....I am not in my castle.....

Narrator: Everyone drinks water and some even swim in it. Sita changed in her bikini and swim suit and sitting on a floaty that Cliogave her. While Huggs in his boxers and Kanni in her swimming outfit with an inflatable ball.

Huggs: I'll bring the fruit for you guys and for you mommy!

Huggs:Alrighty, where is it?........Aha!! * he runs towards the fruit*

Narrator: Suddenly, someone steals the fruit.

????: Oooo! Oooo!

Huggs: No! Bad Monkey! Give us back our fruits!

Monkasis: Oooo! Oooo!..................... Nuh Uh!

Sita: Damn! It speaks English!?

Monkasis: Ah aha haha!

Sita: Not gonna lie, it looks very ugly

Monkasis: OOOOOOOOH!!! >:( * he throws a watermelon at Sita's head.*

Sita:Auuggh!!

Saila: Aaah!! Someone call 911!

Pablo:👍

Huggs: That was my mom you psychopath!

Pablo: Indeed WAS💀

Saila: Shut up, she is not dead but just blacked out.

Chrislanda: How many creatures do we have to fight!?

Pablo: Many. Because the game would get boring without many bosses.

Narrator: NOT YOU TOO!!

2-15 END

Monkasis: UUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!

Monkasis: SORRY AM I!!

Monkasis: CLIO KILL TO MONKASIS ORDER CELOMOUSEEIA

Monkasis: PEACE IN COME MONKASIS

Monkasis: MONKASIS THOUGHT UGLY MOUSE WAS CLIO

Monkasis: FRUIT SHARE DON'T YOU!? SAD MONKASIS

Monkasis: OUOUOUOUOAHAUAIUOI UU UUU U UU U U!!! BYE BYE!! * he runs away*.

Saila: ......Ok, what in the world just happened!?

Pablo: ....................................Monke!

2-16 END

Narrator: A few hours passed since the Monkasis incident, Sita was rushed to the Mouseedesert Hospital who sadly is very badly made because they didn't have much money and didn't recieve much funds, but the thing that matters is that Sita is ok.

Narrator: The group of 7 could barely handle the heat. The only one who wasn't even bothered at all was Clio, because this is where she lives, as well as her Kingdom. It was so hard to walk with so many obstacles.

Sita: *very tired and annoyed* It's too hot here! I think I am gonna pass out.

Clio: I am not bothered. I lived here for my whole life. It's easy peasy, at least for me.

Chrislanda: Granddaughter, are you feeling well after what happened.

Sita: Not really, I am feeling dizzy, and the heat doesn't help.

Chrislanda: Should Grandma give you soemthing to feel better? A pretzel maybe, chocolate pudding, blueberry pie, chicken soup.

Pablo: You have Chicken Soup in that bag!?

Chrislanda:Yup!

Pablo: How did you even manage to feet so much food in a bag that is for all 6 six of us, it's not even big!

Chrislanda: I honestly don't know

Saila: * angry* Aaah! It's so hard to walk in this damn sad with this hills!

Chrislanda: *she turns her head and looks stupidly at Saila* Just take them of Darling.

Clio: Yeah! That's what I do from the start, wasn't that obvious?

Saila: Oh! I...I...Didn't think of that * her face turns red as she looks at the sand embarrassed*

Sita: Lol. We should all take our shoes off, it would be more relaxing. It didn't bother me because I had these long boots.

Chrislanda: True.

Narrator: Everyone besides Pablo takes their shoes off.

Pablo: No thanks, gonna pass this one.

Huggs: C'mon dad, it's so refreshing!

Sita: He's insecure about his feet, they are big and fuzzy.

Saila: Sita I swear the god.....

Clio:*weirded out*...............I don't think I wanted that....EXACT....and ummm, interesting description.

Kanni: How would you know that, about him?

Sita: I'm his wife, of course I know that.

Pablo: I feel weird when I am in sand, my feathers are bothered, It feels very weird so sorry.

Saila: Do we have any water left? I am so thirsty

Chrislanda: Yes we do! We got many bottles of water from the store.

Sita: Half of that is mine, let me make that clear, don't want you drinking out of my bottles that I totally paid for.

Clio:..............I paid for those.

Sita: Who asked?


At Celoumouseeia's Pyramid


Monkasis: *worried for what will happen* CELOMOUSEEIA SORRY

Monkasis: MONKASIS SORRY IS

Monkasis: MONKASIS NOT KILL CLIO

Monkasis: MONKASIS STILL GET FOOD?

Celomouseeia: *face turns read out of anger* WHAT!?

Celomouseeia: You BAFOONS!! None of you managed to kill that motherf****ng creature that disobeyed me!

Monkasis: Food?

Celoumoseeia: *screams like a banshee* GET OUT OF MY PYRAMID, NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOW!!!!!!

Monkasis: *runs fast out of fear of being killed*

Celomouseeia: Looks like if you want something done right you got to do it yourself!

Celomouseeia's Servant: Your Majesty, Clio and 6 other people are coming close to this pyramid!

Celomouseeia: WHAT!? HOW COULD THIS BE!? *looks at the binocular in her servant's hand* Give me that!!

Celomouseeia: * climbs the highest level of the Pyramid to look outside* ........ Sita!? And who are those!?

Celomouseeia: Sita defeated me once, so I need to step up my game.

Celomouseeia: Mark my words Clio, I will make you beg for mercy, crying at my feet for me to forgive and be part of Dark's Clan. You will regret every disobeying me for the last 2 minutes you'll ever live.